thedevilsadvocate

its the world orgasm day today. the third annual global orgasm for peace is being celebrated the world over.orgasm it appears is the answer to all the world’s problems. the alpha male is the enemy here , with his irrepressible need to flaunt his masculinity , that inevitably ends up taking the form of violence and war. the enemy is everywhere - politicians , big corporations - all bastions of alpha male jingoism and they threaten to blow our beloved earth to smithereens with that most lethal of weapons ever to have existed upon the earth - the phallus. yes the phallus fuelled by supercharged testosterone is the greatest weapon of mass destruction ever and its coming to get you. run for cover my friend and pray to the dear lord to save us from the scourge of this instrument of the devil.

heres the website of the global orgasm day:

http://www.globalorgasm.org/

according to these guys the only way to stop the onward death march of the alpha male is to have him expend his time and energies in fornication with beautiful women for women shall lead men by the hand and guide them to mindfulness. or maybe they shall grab them by the balls and knock some sense into their thick skulls. either way its woman on top now for she is the saviour of the human race. the whole idea is to negate the potentially destructive phallic energy and transform it into orgasmic bliss. so people - have sex and save the earth. what we need is one big, loud collective orgasm that’ll knock the stars and the moon off the night sky.

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